I know, I know, Gordon Gekko is a big time libertarian. We need to get more laws off the books rather than adding new ones.
Except for just one more. Congress needs to pass a federal law. You cannot put up Holiday decorations for one holiday until the preceding holiday has passed. In this case, you cannot light up Christmas lights until Thanksgiving is over for cryin' out loud.
My neighbor, had their Christmas lights ablaze last night.
The penalty for this should be execution.