Endorsements

We've got Oprah out there making her endorsements and this blog has already covered endorsements from Jenna Jameson, Heidi Fleiss, et al.

But we've got some really important endorsements from key constituents that haven't declared yet.

Notables

Gene Simmons of KISS
Al Lewis from the Munsters
Don Johnson & Philip Michael Thomas from Miami Vice
Jerry Springer
Clifford the Big Red Dog
K-Fed
Ice T, Ice Cube, Vanilla Ice and the whole rapper's named "Ice" community
Tyra Banks
Bea Arthur
Joe Frazier
George Jetson
Truman Capote
The Junk Yard Dog
Boutros Boutros Ghali

Now I know what your saying.... Some of these people are dead. Just remember, these are democratic candidates and dead people will vote. Someone has to speak for those disenfranchised voters.