Ever since the Larry Craig debacle this past summer, I’ve been uneasy about using a public restroom.
This morning, I’m in the stall when a person in the stall next to me used, what I would call, an unusually wide stance. I really wasn’t sure what to do.
So I throw out this question to the readers. Should I have.....
1) Called security?
2) Taken a wide stance myself to assure I keep my personal space?
3) Said “Hey man, this place is more of a library than a bar”?
4) Said “Hi Larry”?
5) Screamed “I’m not a republican for cryin’ out loud”?
6) Said “Look dude, I’m an accountant, not a US senator”?
Geez, I just wanted to read my paper in solitude.
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