How do you know if global warming is bull?

So you consider yourself to be a contentious person when it comes to the environment; you separate your garbage, you drive a small car, you buy those curly light bulbs, you keep your thermostat at 65 degrees.....

You are a good person when it comes to the environment.

But deep down you wonder, "is this a bunch of crap?" You look at both sides of the issues and wonder who's more likely to feed you a bunch of bs and, of course, that would be democrats/liberals/progressives.

But you're still a little uneasy.

Have no fear, this is how you can tell.

When all these global warming zealots have their January meeting in Honolulu Hawai'i; not Iceland, Greenland, not even southern Chile.

This is the follow up meeting from last month's vacation (I mean meeting) in Bali.

Ask yourself the question. If these people really believed in this stuff, why wouldn't they hold meetings where they might be able to observe the ramifications of global warming.

The answer?

Because it's colder than hell in those places.