Monday, June 09, 2008

The ten most worthless college degrees

Here's a funny list. The Ten Most Worthless College Degrees. Or, as I like to say... How to major in unemployment.
Number 9 - Philosophy

Why It Won’t Help You Get a Job: This isn’t ancient Greece: No one is going to pay you money, or allow you to sodomize their attractive son, in exchange for your knowledge of existence. Never has there been an employer who’s said “Man, we’re having all kinds of problems, I wish we had someone on our team who could reference and draw conclusions from the story of Siddhartha that would pull up our fourth quarter numbers.” I took many philosophy classes and it involved reading and smoking a shit pile of weed. You don’t need to pay 20,000 dollars a year to do that. All you need is twenty dollars and a library card.

A must read for any parent doling out 20 grand a year for tuition.

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