Saturday, March 21, 2009

High speed murder

So part of the porkulus plan is to build a high speed rail system to link Detroit to Chicago.

That's awesome.

You be able to get on a 7:00 train in Detroit arrive in Chicago by noon where you can shoot and kill a high school kid, then be home in time for dinner.

Sounds like a great idea. Well, except that there may be no one left in Detroit by the time it's finished...

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