Another Friday Funny

So the head of the CDC is afraid we might become complacent about the swine flu.

There might be a reason. Maybe it because of all the rest of the government warnings as to how we'll meet the apocalypse.

Here's a list of other scares in my lifetime (From Mike McConnell).......

Well, since you didn't post it, I did it myself.. the last two I added. Edit and post if you like.

This is a short list of all the scares that have happened in our life time . We were all supposed to die or the world was going to come to an end as we know it.

1. Swine flu (now)
2. Mad cow disease
3. Swine flu-circa 1975
4. Avian flu
5. S.A.R.S.
6. Alar scare
7. Hunta virus
8. Hole in the ozone
9. Silicone breast implants
10. Killer bees
11. Global warming
12. Global cooling
13. Y2K
14. Acid rain
15. Red Dye # 2
16. Saccharin scare
17. A.I.D.S
18. D.D.T
19. Lyme Disease
20. West Nile Virus
21. Mercury in fish
22. Radon
23. Cell phones causing cancer
24. Running out of oil
25. Cell phones causing cars to explode while being fueled
26. Flu shots (in general)
27. Radiation Poisoning
28. Nuclear Holocaust

AND WE HAVE FOUR MORE TO ADD TO THE LIST:

Living near power lines
Overpopulation
Rain forest destruction
Extinction of other life forms.