Because of the lovely Mrs. Gekko's work schedule, old Gordon has been left alone to batch it for the weekend. In the past 24 hours, I have watched
Men's Lacrosse
Stanley Cup Hockey
Two Red's games
Women's softball
NBA playoffs
PGA golf
Indy 500
College baseball
While I feel like I should feel guilty, I don't. I haven't had a mental health day in over six months, so I'm due.
I'm capping off the evening with the Coke 600 and the Ranger's/Twin's game tonight.
Who knows, I may follow Nancy Pelosi's advice and pursue my lifetime dream to be a professional sports spectator. And you guys can pay for my health care.
It's all coming together.
Now where did I put that remote?
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