This guy reads my blog

Meet Brian Adams. Brian pleaded guilty this morning to two counts of aggravated murder.

He now gets to spend the rest of his life in the state penitentiary.

Now the ABA should be happy. You may remember last month, when the ABA requested that the guv suspend executions until he got to review the policy.

But there really is no need. You see, Brian must have read my blog because he committed two counts of aggravated murder and didn't get the death penalty. For those that need a refresher here's how you avoid an Ohio death sentence.

1) Don't commit crime.
2) If you have to commit crime, don't commit aggravated murder.
3) If you have to commit aggravated murder, don't do it in Hamilton County. Joe Deters refuses to plea bargain death penalty cases; unlike Cuyahoga County, where you can probably plea bargain an aggravated murder charge to time served with the right PD.

OK. So Brian, didn't follow the first two. But he did follow #3. Clermont County took the death penalty away for his guilty plea.

See ABA, it works every time.