Thursday, November 01, 2007

Where are the hot accountants?

As I mentioned in the precious post, I was downtown at a seminar to catch up on my continuing education requirement for my CPA license.

Most of these affairs are dryer than the Sahara. So to occupy my time, I'm checking out the scenery in the room. Question. Is it possible for there to be a homelier group of people than accountants? You couldn't find a hot woman with a search warrant.

Why can't we have conventions like the auto business, with all those hot girls modeling in front of cars? Or the AVN?

The AICPA and OSCPA started a campaign a few years ago to attract people to the profession. I've got an idea, bring in some honeys for some big ole parties, that might attract a few people.

5 comments:

Matt Hurley said...

The only hot CPA I know is now the state Auditor...

Mark said...

Dammit Hurley, you steal my shtick again!

Anonymous said...

I disagree. There was a CPA at a company I used to work for. She was hotter than than two rats in a wool sock.

Anonymous said...

I totally agree! I'm a young auditor who has been in the profession for a few years. I know exactly what it's like to sit for those long and boring CPE seminars next to people with no sense of style nor sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

I disagree that there are no hot accountants. I currently work for a large public accounting firm in Denver, CO, and we have many attractive women in the firm. I can't vouch for attractiveness outside of large public accounting firms.