Friday, August 17, 2007

Elizabeth Edwards for President


A lot of people wonder what it is about John Edwards I so dislike. After you meet me, you're probably certain that I'm jealous of his quaffed mane of hair.

But let me list the reasons.

1) He's a tort attorney. Really needs no explanation.

2) Time after time he has continually sent his cancer stricken wife out to do his hatchet work. What kind of man does that? He doesn't have the stones to speak out against Ann Coulter? She's right, she's more of a man than Edward's is.

3) He's a first class phony. You know the type. As soon as you shake his hand you want to find somewhere to wipe it off. He speaks about two America's from a 28,000 square foot house, $400.00 haircuts, he invests in sub prime lenders etc. He leaves people waiting for hours at campaign rallies. Basically, no respect for the least of us.

4) He was a senator. See tort attorney above.

5) Like most of the candidates, he's actually never run anything in his life. I'm sure he's never even run a lemonade stand because it gets "sticky".

I don't know why he doesn't step aside and let his wife run the campaign. But then again, how do you trust her judgment.... she picked him for a husband.

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