Thursday, August 16, 2007

The King Lives

Today is the 30 anniversary of Elvis' death.

Did you know if Elvis did the things that Priscilla claims he did to her as a 15 year old, Elvis would have to register as a sex offender under today's laws. Apparently there was a whole lot a shakin' goin' on under the covers.

None the less, the King rules and he can register in my neighborhood after he finishes his shift at the Waffle House; or is it Burger King?

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