Thursday, May 03, 2007

To bee or not to bee

The honey bee is disappearing across the country. Of course, all the chicken little crowds believe this will lead to the end of food and civilization as we know it.

People have a number of different theories as to why it is happening: the earth's magnetic field, cell phones, Kevin Federline concerts, or maybe there was a bee rapture.

I chalk it up to global warming and put all the blame on George W. Bush.

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