Friday, October 05, 2007

DUI Checkpoint

Tonight's DUI checkpoint will be in Butler County on St Rt 747 north of Port Union road.

So if you are a Bengal and intend on getting totally plastered, avoid that area because that's where the cops are going to be.

If you do go there, you are likely to be profiled so avoid that area.

If you are not a Bengal and intend on getting plastered, you can also avoid that area.

If you are a Kennedy and intend on getting plastered and taking your little honey home, avoid that area. Which you'll probably do anyway, since there are no bridges on the road.

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