Wednesday, October 03, 2007
The luckiest man alive
Who is the luckiest man alive?
I'm sure your first guess might be Bill Clinton, except that he's married to the Hildebeast.
But it's actually this man, Isaiah Thomas. Why?
Since this man has retired from the NBA, everything he's touched has turned to a big fat pile of Bengal poop. Just name it...... the CBA, Toronto Raptors, Indiana Pacers, NY Knicks. And yet, the man still gets quality, high profile jobs in basketball.
As I reported last March, you just have to be around this guy because he has to have pictures of David Stern in leather straps and a ball gag on. How else can you explain his ability to keep a job?
This week, Thomas was found guilty of sexual harassment of a NY Knicks employee. As of today, that verdict will cost the Knicks a cool 11 million dollars and Thomas still has his job.
So you can understand why he's smiling. You'd be smiling to if you got 10 million a year to be a derelict.