Jay Mariottti: It's sickening enough that someone would kill a goat, hang it on the Harry Caray statue the other night and post a video of the carcass on YouTube. But you know what's really creepy? It had zero impact in reversing the most futile, maddening, wretched and incurably impotent daze in the history of American sports.
If sacrificing a billy goat can't purge a curse, isn't it doomed to last forever?
This is Cubdom, where despair comes with the game ticket and parking pass.