Thursday, October 11, 2007

No Dust in this house


Rumor has it, the Reds may hire Dusty Baker to be the team's new manager.

Some advice to Krivsky and Castellini.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This guy has a reputation for burning out pitchers, Remember Mark Prior? How about Kerry Wood?

This guy must have read Isaiah Thomas' self help book "How to be incompetent and still get the job you want".

A million ideas

According to the Hildebeast


"I have a million ideas. The country can't afford them all."


Of course she does. She's a liberal. See my post below. We have a 300 million people in this country. You could conceivably have 300 million programs to cover every want, need & desire of every citizen.

But how do you do programs for, let's say, 20 million people and not do something for all the rest?

Even better, not only do you not do something for the remaining 280 million but you make them pay for what you're doing for the 20 million.

That's why people don't fear socialism... They're all at the trough waiting to get their's.

Projection

The party of open mindedness, sent out a directive to House staffers.

Excerpt....

House Homeland Security Committee staffers are on a peculiar mission to study "public health issues at events involving mass gatherings," which has personally insulted Rep. Robin Hayes of Concord, North Carolina.

The event: NASCAR.

The rub: the requirement that the Democrat and Republican staffers attending first be immunized against Hepatitis A, Hepatitis B, tetanus, diphtheria, and influenza.


I'm going to go out on a limb here. I will bet a lot of money you will get more disease(s) in a San Francisco bath house than you will a NASCAR race.

Unless you are a Gordon fan........... then it's probably like the bath house example.

Fear of Socialism

In general, I think Joe Conason is a hack writer. Yet I found myself in agreement with his title "Why socialism evokes no fear"

I agree with the general premise, but disagree as to why. I still contend Americans want to be pacified, they don't want to hear bad news; unless it's about a David Hasselhoff DUI.

Americans are tired of the debate they never wanted in the first place. I have a convenience store client where I go to buy my coffee and paper every morning. I can tell you that as long as the average Joe can buy his cigarettes, coffee, & lottery tickets every morning, they don't give two dumps about SCHIP, the Iraq war, or Norman Hsu.

So Katie, get the poor child with no insurance off the screen, I just heard K-sperm knocked up another girl friend and I want the details.

Thomas

Thomas Sowell has a great piece revisiting the whole Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill affair.

I still remember my initial thoughts when the great senators attempted to lynch Justice Thomas and that was simply scumbags don't confine their "scumbagginess" to one. It's usually a trait that transcends numerous people.

Yet there was never any reports of the kinds of things by others. What gives?

As I said in a previous post, a liberal has no difficulty in smearing someone's character since it's a quality they give no value to.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Pelosi

How incompetent is republican leadership when they can't get any traction on someone like Pelosi.

Excerpt from a piece by Dana Milbank in the Washington Post

But her spirits soured instantly when somebody asked about the anger of the Democratic "base" over her failure to end the war in Iraq.

"Look," she said, the chicken breast on her plate untouched. "I had, for five months, people sitting outside my home, going into my garden in San Francisco, angering neighbors, hanging their clothes from trees, building all kinds of things -- Buddhas? I don't know what they were -- couches, sofas, chairs, permanent living facilities on my front sidewalk."

Unsmilingly, she continued: "If they were poor and they were sleeping on my sidewalk, they would be arrested for loitering, but because they have 'Impeach Bush' across their chest, it's the First Amendment."



Huh? What does that have to do with anything? What kind of courage does it take for someone to campaign on ending the war and they end up more concerned about someone putting a Buddha in their front yard?

I think Webster's needs a new definition of courage.

Courage adj. - A quality absent in the city of Washington DC.

John Belushi Donut Commericial spoof

Hillary fundraising

A video of the Hillary fund raising machine.

WOW


Is that Fred Thompson's wife?

Do we get to look at her for the next four years.

I think I'm a Fred Head now.

Hopefully they run on a co-presidency platform.

Dems pullout of MI

Once again the party of "every vote counts" has decided to pull out of the Michigan primary.

Anyone see the hypocrisy here?

Just say no

If I hear of an upcoming tax levy or state issue that I'm not sure about, many times, I just look to see who's for and against the issue and I can make up my mind fairly quickly.

Hamilton County, OH has an upcoming sales tax hike to support construction of a new jail.

At least that's how it's presented to the public. This morning I found the local rag (not on line to date) with the headline
Ex-NAACP presidents endorse tax

The NAACP is for a jail tax? If you think something is awry here, you would be correct.

The tax is not just for a jail. It's for a jail and other programs.

I think that should solidify my vote now.


Just pretend you forgot

A man was charged with felony child endangerment after he left his daughter in a hot car.

If he was Brenda Nesselroad-Slaby you could just say you forgot even if it means the baby died and not get charged.

How about that for justice.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

"Ask not what your country can do for you....."

Imagine this quote from JFK's inauguration speech if he were to give it today. Before he'd get to the White House, the headlines would scream.....

"Kennedy hates SCHIP, hates children"

"Kennedy expects poor people to pay for groceries"

"Rich at an advantage... can do more for their country, Poor left out"

At one time, it was considered shameful to be poor and to ask for a hand out. To offer to pay for another child's health insurance, would have been consider an insult to the parent.

When my father broke his neck, I remember the shame in my family when we received food stamps and free lunches. I refused to tell the clerk I was a free lunch because I didn't want anyone to know we were poor. I got a job to pay for lunches I could have received for free just so people wouldn't know.

Yet today, it's just gimme, gimme, gimme, more, more, more.

We even have advertisements on the radio to solicit people to take government hand outs.

The trends in this are increasing at ever increasing speeds. I want to blame George H.W. Bush for his part in this.

Remember the debate with Clinton and Perot? When the young woman started her question with "You are our father, we are your children......."

That question was all teed up for Bush to make the role of government clear for the population. Instead he blathered on and on about compassion, programs, blah blah blah.

What he should have said was...

"I am running for President of the United States, I am not your father, nor am I an uncle, cousin brother, sister, mother or aunt.

There are 300 million people in the United States, 300 million people with different wants, needs, & desires. There will never be a government big enough to address every thing for every person in this country.

In addition, the government cannot do anything for one of the 300 million without creating an issue for another."


Instead of politicians stepping up and really laying out the hard cold facts of life, we get these every thing for every body BS sound bites and a government that finds itself as hating children because it won't pay the insurance for children in households making $80,000/year.

The next politician who lays it out like that will get my vote forever. Unfortunately, he couldn't get elected as a dog catcher.

And I wonder how a dumbass like Laketa Cole gets elected.

Laketa follow up

In follow up to Midas' post below. You can tell it's election time in the city.

Just this past weekend I was all set to post about the lack of substantive stupidity on the part of Cincinnati City Council candidates.

I guess I was premature.

I am absolutely amazed at the lack of understanding of basic economic theory by politicians. So I'll explain to Laketa how this works since the public schools failed to.

First Laketa, businesses open in an attempt to make a profit. No business ever opened with it's eyes on improving the community. If someone was into that, they don't open a business they become social workers.

Second, businesses rarely close because they are profitable. If there was a buck to be made in that part of town, someone would be there to make it.

Third, profits are a combination of sales less expense. In the area of town this Aldi's store was located, there may have been tremendous demand for products from this store but there are also incredible expenses that stores don't have to face in the 'burbs. These include, extra security, increased theft, lack of a qualified work force, taxes that are double the suburbs, etc. etc.

Most grocery stores work on a 1-3% net profit margin meaning that on a $100 sale they might make 1 to 3 bucks. If someone steals $100 worth of goods from the store, you need $1000.00 worth of sales just to get yourself back to break even.

I'm actually a little sick and tired of politicians catering to this type of rhetoric. If Ms. Cole was a true leader she would take the time to educate the people in the neighborhood of what it takes to create a positive business culture.

Instead we get this playing down to the idiocy of the populace and, as a result, businesses just decide it's not worth operating in a city that would rather line up with ding dong and derelicts instead of their businesses.

We all operate in a cost/benefit principle in all aspects of life; marriage, where we live, what we buy, etc... Businesses are no different.

Until local politicians do the things necessary to welcome businesses to their community, they will continue to be littered with JD Byrider and check cashing stores.

MoveOn.Dems

The party of open thought, wide minds and a large tent is putting out hits on self-enterprising T-shirt designers:

Michelle Malkin: MoveOn.org, the left-wing extremists who bashed the commander of American forces in Iraq as a traitor, should get out of the political kitchen. The George Soros-funded hitmen can't stand even a bit of heat from Mom-and-Pop retailers who tried selling T-shirts and mugs on the Internet critical of the "General Betray Us" smear ads against Gen. David Petraeus.

Laketa speaks

Laketa Coles thinks Aldi's owners are racists because they want to move their store out of Avondale. Guess it has nothing to do with making money, security, declining populations and the overall cost of doing business in the area.

Without the Aldi, Avondale residents would be left with only convenience stores for food shopping in the neighborhood.

And that's why we (African-Americans) have the diabetes, the hypertension, because we don't always have stores to buy fresh produce and healthy food," Cole said.

"They built the store off the backs of the African-American community, the poor community," she said.

When they eat their own, Part Tres

An Air American personality I've never heard of (is that redundant?), has a piece about Hillary's leadership.

Excerpt.

If I seem down on Democratic leadership, I have excellent reasons. Because there is no leadership. In August, they lost a fight on the FISA bill (actually, what fight?) giving the government new powers to spy on Americans. They just allowed Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman to pass two bills that threaten war against Iran — again, without a fight. They just lost votes on withdrawing troops from Iraq — again.

And all of these losses are against the most persistently unpopular president of our lifetime. If you’re not down on these Democratic “leaders,” then you’re not paying attention.

But above all of them stands Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. She is comfortably leading the race for her party’s presidential nomination. She has the bully pulpit. The press will listen to whatever she says. She can make an impact. She is in a position to lead.

And what has she done with that?

I’m still waiting …


In all honesty, throughout his piece, I kept thinking.... replace Hillary with the name of any senator and you wouldn't have to change the text at all.

As far as I'm concerned, John McCain is the only senator that has at least fathered and moved legislation he believes in (albeit none of it appetizing for conservatives). It's why I have so much disdain for senators and probably why none of them can win an election. They spend way too much time bobbing and weaving through votes, always playing a nuance for the masses.

It's why leadership in the senate is a total oxymoron. Leaders aren't groomed in the senate; only weasels and snakes are groomed in the senate. Larry Craig is the epitome of everything senatorial.

If I were to ever have to shake the hand of Voinovich, Brown, et al I would immediately look for a napkin so I could wipe their slime off my hands.

It's really the only reason I support Guiliani for president..... He's actually run a government not run for cover with every little controversial vote like the "senators".

Wow, I need a shower just writing about these derelicts.

Monday, October 08, 2007

These Go To Eleven

One of the greatest Spinal Tap clips

Doh! Award

The City of Cincinnati has issued a statement in response to complaints from the public about them showing the OSU-Purdue game on the Fountain Square jumbotron instead of the UC-Rutgers game Sat night.

The Cincinnati Center City Development Corporation (3CDC) manages Fountain Square and operates and determines the programming for the LED Board. Steve Leeper, the director of 3CDC agrees that they should have played the U.C. game. It was an oversight on their part. They promise that they will give U.C. the priority in the future.

Ron Wahl
Assistant to Councilmember Roxanne Qualls

Why the Bengals will always suck

It's been 4 plus seasons of the Marvin regime in Cincinnati. Despite what you think of him as a coach, there are several reasons the Bengals will always be a second tier NFL football team. One of those reasons is the front office.

Just compare the front office personnel of the Indianapolis Colts v. The Beagles (HT Lance McAlister).

Colts

Chris Polian, Vice President of Football Operations
Steve Champlin, Director of Football Administration
Tom Telesco, Director of Player Personnel
Dom Anile, Sr. Consultant to Player Personnel
Clyde Powers, Director of Pro Player Personnel
David Caldwell, Western Regional Scout
Todd Vasvari, Eastern Regional Scout
Bob Ferguson, Special Asst. to the Dir. of Player Personnel
John Becker, Area Scout
Ryan Cavanaugh, Area Scout
Mark Ellenz, Area Scout
Bob Guarini, Area Scout
Byron Lusby, Area Scout
Matt Terpening, Area Scout
Kevin Rogers, Pro Scout
J. W. Jordan, Salary Cap/Personnel Analyst
Stefani Paul, Player Development Administrator
Jamie Moore, Scouting Assistant
Jon Shaw, Scouting Assistant
Debbie Finn, Asst. to the Director of Player Personnel


Bengals

Pete Brown Senior Vice President - Player Personnel
Paul Brown Vice President - Player Personnel
Jim Lippincott Director of Football Operations
Duke Tobin Director of Player Personnel
Greg Seamon Scout
Earl Biederman
John Cooper
Bill Tobin Scouting Consultants
Debbie LaRocco Personnel Assistant

Can you imagine any business that runs a 100 million of payroll with this kind of staff. You could get better players using Monster.com than this assortment of ass kissers and nepotism.

I can appreciate wanting to improve your organization from talent drafted and developed from within. But if you are going to do that, you need to spend the bucks to pay scouts. Watching the SEC and Big Ten game of the week is not an effective personnel strategy.

So everyone that buys those tickets for that crap they call a team, call yourself an enabler and be used to 8-8 because that's what you are supporting. The city of Cincinnati paid for and deserves better.

Biofuels & Greenhouse Gas Emissions

Fill'er Up!

A new study co-authored by Nobel Prize winning chemist Paul Crutzen argues that growing some of the most common biofuel crops, including corn bioethanol, releases around two times the amount of the potent greenhouse gas Nitous Oxide (N2O) than earlier studies supported, which, according to the study, would erase any benefits from not using fossil fuels.

"What we are saying is that growing many biofuels is probably of no benefit and in fact is actually making the climate issue worse," said co-author Keith Smith from the University of Edinburgh in Scotland.

According to the article from Chemistry World, some previous estimates had suggested that biofuels could cut greenhouse gas emissions by up to 40 per cent.

Bears win?

You got to be kidding me.

I went to bed last night at halftime, assuming that Brett Favre would complete another 30 passes in the second half only to wake up this morning to see....... the Bears won?

Happy Columbus Day

I have to thank the intellectual elite for this one. I never celebrated Columbus Day. As a holiday, it never had much meaning to me until a bunch of intellectual elites had it mean that everything related to European expansion was bad.

So happy Columbus Day, I think I'll celebrate by enjoying a big glass of wine in my palatial estate that was built reminiscent of European expansion... although today they call it urban sprawl.

The party of faith

Once again, the party of faith is putting together a radio show on atheism via Air America radio network.

As a Christian, I'm feeling more welcome all the time.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

What do we own?

The conservative UAW guy has a breakdown of the national debt and the contingent liabilities of the federal government.

Congress recently passed a credit limit increase to 9.85 TRILLION dollars.

This on top of at least 30 TRILLION in unfunded social security and medicare expenses.

I'm often troubled by the media's lack of interest in the national debt issues. Often the debt is refered to in % of GDP, fixed dollars, etc.

But as an accountant, debt is relative to what you own.

For instance, no one (except a pay day check casher) would loan money to someone without a corresponding asset. For instance, you borrow $100,000 for a house, the bank wants at least $100,000 in collateral.

What collateral does the US government have? I've done lot's of internet searches and cannot find anything that estimates the value of assets the US government owns.

I know there's lots of real estate, oil and forestry reserves, gold, etc. But what's it all worth?

We've got to be getting close to that limit.

Just think of the day some repo guys are out on the tarmac hooking up Air Force One.

Pelosi prays for Bush

SO Nancy Pelosi prays for George Bush. It's nice to see one of the party of family values prays for our president.

Out of curiosity, does her god wear leather chaps, a ball gag and answers her prayers in Broadway musical tunes?

Goat


Jay Mariottti: It's sickening enough that someone would kill a goat, hang it on the Harry Caray statue the other night and post a video of the carcass on YouTube. But you know what's really creepy? It had zero impact in reversing the most futile, maddening, wretched and incurably impotent daze in the history of American sports.

If sacrificing a billy goat can't purge a curse, isn't it doomed to last forever?

This is Cubdom, where despair comes with the game ticket and parking pass.

Don't talk to strangers

Marion Jones became the latest in a group of now infamous people that includes Martha Stewart and Scooter Libby of committing the crime of lying to federal investigators.

Regardless of what you think about each of those people's alleged crimes, there seems to be something inherently wrong about being convicted of lying to investigators when they can't convict you of the crime the investigators are investigating.

So tip of the week, if groups of people show up at your door wearing dark suits and white shirts, politely tell them you've got better things to do.

tryforgettin merchandise

I've been doing the blog for almost a year and I can say without question the most popular post so far has been tryforgettin'

If you want any merchandise related to the video, click here.

I receive nothing from the sale of the merchandise. It just seems like a shameless plug for someone who's helped out my blog traffic.

Go Bearcats


With the Wisconsin loss, LSU now owns the second longest win streak with ten, I believe.

The nation's second longest win streak with nine is..........The UC Bearcats.

With their 28-23, win over 20 ranked Rutgers on the road the Bearcats have the 'Nati crazy about college football.

I refuse to predict anything with the Bearcats since my World Series prediction of the Cubs went down faster than a Bill Clinton intern.

But I'm enjoying it while it lasts.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Sorry Bartman III


Some traditions should not be messed with.

A sweet sweep for the Arizona Diamondbacks. Another cry of 'Wait Til Next Year' from the crestfallen Chicago Cubs.

Short on stars and attention - but not pitching and defense - the young Diamondbacks are headed to the NL championship series for the second time in the franchise's 10-year history.

Jena Six

I haven't posted anything about the Jena Six escapades because, frankly, I didn't know anything about it.

Apparently, the rest of the news media should have done the same.

I heard the editor of the Jena Times on the radio the other day and he laid out in chronological order the chain of events that led to the arrest and convictions of the people in Jena.

If you don't want your your eyes opened to the truth don't link to this sight. If you want to see how the national media and a bunch of racial hucksters have twisted events and outright lied about some of the event that occurred in Jena then check out this 20 page investigation by the paper which includes evidence complied from the school, the prosecutors, the FBI, and the sheriff's department.

It's a must read for those that want the truth.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Funny Friday

Celebrity Jeopardy

DUI Checkpoint

Tonight's DUI checkpoint will be in Butler County on St Rt 747 north of Port Union road.

So if you are a Bengal and intend on getting totally plastered, avoid that area because that's where the cops are going to be.

If you do go there, you are likely to be profiled so avoid that area.

If you are not a Bengal and intend on getting plastered, you can also avoid that area.

If you are a Kennedy and intend on getting plastered and taking your little honey home, avoid that area. Which you'll probably do anyway, since there are no bridges on the road.

Like father, like son


Isn't this sweet.

A father taking his son out for his first Jew and Infidel hunt.

Makes me tear up.

Don't worry be happy

The NY Times goes after Justice Thomas with one of their liberal hit pieces.

The level of hostility is striking. He grew up fearing the Ku Klux Klan, he says, but “my worst fears had come to pass not in Georgia, but in Washington, D.C., where I was being pursued not by bigots in white robes but by left-wing zealots draped in flowing sanctimony.”

This the whole problem with liberals, they place absolutely no value on qualities such as character, dignity, honor. integrity. If they did, they would understand why the assassination of one's character, is akin to lynching.

It also explains why liberals are so willing to sacrifice their own character and integrity to achieve an end.

Look at the Times itself. The paper lacks any sort of integrity as a paper of record anymore so why shouldn't attack the character of someone else. It's a quality of no value to them.

It's why liberal senators like Howard Metzenbaum are willing to give up their own integrity to release classified FBI documents to the press. It's why people like Bill Clinton are so willing to commit perjury. It's why people like Ted Kennedy can actually kill another person and have absolutely no shame in remaining in the public eye.

And it's why liberals could never understand why anyone would be willing to give their life to an American cause by joining the fight in Iraq.

After all, if you have no reason to live for your own honor, dignity, character, integrity, why the hell would you want to die for it.

Atlas Shrugged revisted

A while back, I posted on a piece of the social and economic relevance of the novel Atlas Shrugged, the inspiration of Midas' pen name.

Here's another piece on the significance of the novel.

Money quote

The central philosophical theme of Atlas Shrugged is Ayn Rand's demolition of the intellectuals' dichotomy between the high-minded pursuits of the intellect and the allegedly grubby, un-intellectual world of business and industry. Ayn Rand's answer to this is provided early in the novel by Francisco D'Anconia. A flashback shows us Francisco and Dagny Taggart as teenagers combing through the machinery of a junk yard, to the disapproval of a friend of the family:

Once, an elderly professor of literature, Mrs. Taggart's friend, saw them on top of a pile in a junk yard, dismantling the carcass of an automobile. He stopped, shook his head and said to Francisco, "A young man of your position ought to spend his time in libraries, absorbing the culture of the world." "What do you think I'm doing?" asked Francisco.

More...

A Friday Funny

To our little man in Iran.

From last week's SNL

Say What?

A CNN meteorologist speaks out against "An Inconvenient Truth".

"There are definitely some inaccuracies," Marciano added. "The biggest thing I have a problem with is this implication that Katrina was caused by global warming."

My guess.... Marciano is probably negotiating a contract with Fox News.

Sorry Bartman II


Some baseball traditions should never be messed with. Long live The Goat!

Rookie Chris Young hit a three-run homer and Stephen Drew tripled in two more in an 8-4 victory Thursday night that put the Diamondbacks ahead 2-0 in the best-of-five NL division series.

Unless they turn it around at Wrigley Field, the Cubs will make it 99 years and counting without a World Series title. The Billy Goat Curse would still reign.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Toe tappin' Craig

Larry "knock three times" Craig has decided not to resign his Senate seat after all.

Judging guys like these has always been somewhat of a dichotomy for me. I've always thought the people most apt to show humility and put the country above their personal ambitions by resigning should actually keep their jobs (see Newt Gingrich, Trent Lott, Bob Livingston, etc.) ; and the one who won't, should lose theirs (see Bob Taft, Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton).

So when I see Larry "Lightshoes" Craig has rescinded his resignation, I just want to give him a toe tapping all over his ass all the way back to potato land.

He's proven to be a first class scum bag.

Diplomacy Schplomacy

The New York Times, the world's leader in pacifism hails the nuclear agreement between the US and North Korea solved "diplomatically".

I guess the NY Times seems to forget that we've been down this path before with North Korea. You know the deal brokered by Jimmy Carter where we gave Pyongyang all that equipment for nuclear power and they just kept building their nukes.

Despite what a state department official will tell you, treaties aren't worth the paper they are written on. A treaty is only worth the lengths either party will due to enforce it. And if we let people like Jimmy Carter and the NY Times editors do the enforcing, we'll have nukes fired at San Francisco in about five years.

Right to Bear Arms

Jonathan Turley has a good piece about two upcoming cases coming to the Supreme Court entitled "A liberal's lament: The NRA might be right after all"

At issue is the Second Amendment of the Constitution and the right to bear arms.

Excerpt.

Like many academics, I was happy to blissfully ignore the Second Amendment. It did not fit neatly into my socially liberal agenda. Yet, two related cases could now force liberals into a crisis of conscience. The Supreme Court is expected to accept review of District of Columbia v. Heller and Parker v. District of Columbia, involving constitutional challenges to the gun-control laws in Washington.

Principle is a terrible thing, because it demands not what is convenient but what is right. It is hard to read the Second Amendment and not honestly conclude that the Framers intended gun ownership to be an individual right......

More......

Hillary's Plan

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., wants to reward you for having a baby.

The plan goes like this. Every baby born receives $5,000 placed in an account. As the money accrues interest, the child can later use the proceeds for a college education or to help finance a home. The cost? Sen. Clinton doesn't know. Will U.S.-born children of illegal aliens be eligible? No word on that yet. Who pays? Don't know.

Count every vote

I know I read this wrong when I first glanced at the article...

The Democratic Party is violating the Constitution and federal law by stripping 4 million Floridians of their right to vote in the presidential primary, says a lawsuit Democratic lawmakers plan to file Thursday.



Wait a minute. You and I all know that it's Republicans that disenfranchise voters.... especially Floridians.

I just hope there's no hanging chads on the ballots down there.


Sorry Bartman


Brandon Webb baffled the Cubs with his sinker, then staggered them with changeups and curves.

This high-stakes duel in the desert went to the quiet ace from Kentucky.

Webb shut down Chicago in a brilliant postseason debut, and the young Arizona Diamondbacks got home runs from two unflappable kids Wednesday night for a 3-1 victory in their NL playoff opener.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

The luckiest man alive


Who is the luckiest man alive?

I'm sure your first guess might be Bill Clinton, except that he's married to the Hildebeast.

But it's actually this man, Isaiah Thomas. Why?

Since this man has retired from the NBA, everything he's touched has turned to a big fat pile of Bengal poop. Just name it...... the CBA, Toronto Raptors, Indiana Pacers, NY Knicks. And yet, the man still gets quality, high profile jobs in basketball.

As I reported last March, you just have to be around this guy because he has to have pictures of David Stern in leather straps and a ball gag on. How else can you explain his ability to keep a job?

This week, Thomas was found guilty of sexual harassment of a NY Knicks employee. As of today, that verdict will cost the Knicks a cool 11 million dollars and Thomas still has his job.

So you can understand why he's smiling. You'd be smiling to if you got 10 million a year to be a derelict.

What's this?

What the heck is this picture? You mean to tell me that students are actually spending time in line for UC football tickets.

Apparently, Brian Kelly was delivering pizzas to the students last night while they were waiting for UC Louisville tickets.

Get out of here.

Apparently, UC allots 6,000 tickets for the students per game. During the Marshall game they drew 7,700 students. Now students are spending the nights waiting for tickets for upcoming games.

The apocalypse is surely upon us.

Mission Accomplished?

From the liberal British magazine Prospect. HT Little Green Footballs


The great question in deciding whether to keep fighting in Iraq is not about the morality and self-interest of supporting a struggling democracy that is also one of the most important countries in the world. The question is whether the war is winnable and whether we can help the winning of it. The answer is made much easier by the fact that three and a half years after the start of the insurgency, most of the big questions in Iraq have been resolved. Moreover, they have been resolved in ways that are mostly towards the positive end of the range of outcomes imagined at the start of the project. The country is whole. It has embraced the ballot box. It has created a fair and popular constitution. It has avoided all-out civil war. It has not been taken over by Iran. It has put an end to Kurdish and marsh Arab genocide, and anti-Shia apartheid. It has rejected mass revenge against the Sunnis. As shown in the great national votes of 2005 and the noisy celebrations of the Iraq football team’s success in July, Iraq survived the Saddam Hussein era with a sense of national unity; even the Kurds—whose reluctant commitment to autonomy rather than full independence is in no danger of changing—celebrated. Iraq’s condition has not caused a sectarian apocalypse across the region. The country has ceased to be a threat to the world or its region. The only neighbours threatened by its status today are the leaders in Damascus, Riyadh and Tehran.

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Warning.... public schools "teaching"

A judge in England has ruled that schools in England must issue warnings before showing "An Inconvenient Truth" in the schools.

Stewart Dimmock said the former U.S. Vice-President's documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, is unfit for schools because it is politically biased and contains serious scientific inaccuracies and 'sentimental mush'.

If that was the criteria for what was taught in US public schools, 80% of the curriculum would have to go.

Hat Tip WMD.

Why a Marine supports the war

Liberals often like to say that "violence is senseless."

That’s wrong.

Violence isn't senseless. Senseless violence is senseless. And I should know. Before being awarded the Navy Cross and having the privilege of becoming a Marine, I was a gang member. Sometimes it takes having used violence for both evil as well as good to know that there's a profound moral difference between the two.

People often ask me whether I still support the war. I never hesitate when answering: "Absolutely I support completing the mission," I tell them, "Now more than ever."

I was honored to have been given the opportunity to fight in Iraq on our country’s behalf. And it was that experience—and five things I saw firsthand—that illustrate the foolishness of those who would equate American military power to that used by thugs and tyrants.

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Charitable organization?

John Gibson has a piece about Media Matters, the 501(c)3 charity, that's been sliming every conservative media member.

Excerpt

I have said before that Media Matters was started with help from Hillary Clinton and took George Soros' money. Media Matters has written to me and all my bosses saying my charge is a lie, that it is an independent organization which plays no political favorites and has never received slime machine cash from Soros-funded Democracy Alliance.

Here are the facts: Media Matters was started in offices provided by the Center for American Progress, a Soros-funded operation. It has since received Soros money. Facts, not lies.

It has also now come to light that not only did Hillary Clinton help start Media Matters with former conservative David Brock in charge, she bragged about it to a convention of the far left. At the Daily Kos convention — a gathering of the far, far left — Hillary Clinton said the following:


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When they eat their own, Part Dos

Another liberal piling on democrats for their handling of the war.

Money Quote


The war is increasingly perceived as a low-level annoyance, barely even making the news. Amazingly, it now appears possible that the Republicans will suffer no long-term political damage for having started and for continuing to support what is arguably the most disastrous war in U.S. history.



It's always been my position from the days the war became unpopular that the American public was less against the war than the infighting amongst the politicians about the war.

Let's face it, the American public wants to be pacified. They want to watch the news and see more dirt on Brittaney and K-sperm or the latest rehab assignment for Lindsay Lohan. They sure don't want to be bothered by nuisances like a war or social security reform.

So when they're polled the question "Are you in favor or opposed to the war?". The answer is opposed because it's taking air time away from my Dancing with the Stars program.

I will say this about democrats, they've done an excellent job of setting up institutions that make our electorate functionally illiterate and then appeasing them with TV sound bites.

Can you imagine the public actually sitting through the famous Lincoln-Douglas debate today?

I want my MTV.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Ripping off the poor

The federal government is currently looking to cap interest rates paycheck loan operations can charge people for their services at 36%.

Presumably, the feds don't like the fact that private businesses rip off poor people by charging them usurious interest rates.

That's a great idea. I don't like poor people being ripped off by unscrupulous businesses. As a result, I have another one you can go after. Let's go after the Ohio Lottery which pays off barely half the proceeds it takes in.

I was in line today at a convenience store, a woman, who obviously had very little in terms of assets, was in front of me buying $25 worth of scratch off lottery tickets. After she won all of $5.00, she turned the ticket in to buy...... class.......... class.........class. Another $5.00 of lottery tickets.

The moral to the story..........

It's OK to rip off the poor as long as you use it for the "children".

No. Wait. That's not it. The moral to the story is.... It's OK to rip off the poor when it's the government ripping them off.

We make the laws we can break

Elliott Spitzer Socialist Governor of New York, has switched positions and will support the issuance of driver's licenses to illegal immigrants.

Let me make sure I've got this right. If you are an employer in the state of New York, you could possibly go to jail for hiring an illegal immigrant. Yet the state can willfully issue driver's licenses without any penalty. The same driver license an illegal will use to document his I-9 form with an employer.

Someone pleeeeeeeeeeeeease explain to me how this is fair.

Pigeon Spotters

More Bengals news...

Bengals officials said they would use laser pointers to chase pigeons at Monday night's tilt against the New England Patriots.

Whatever they did, it must have worked. Only one pigeon was spotted before the game, and none could be seen during it.

My question... how does one become a pigeon spotter and how much does the job pay?

More Idiots than Ohio

Just when I start to worry about Ohio being run by a cabal of idiots and morons, Michigan always reminds me they have most of the population.

When your economy is in a borderline depression, the last thing you want to do is raise taxes. Unless you're Michigan. Then of course you raise raise taxes by 1.45 billion dollars.

The nice thing about being an Ohioan, when our I-75 bridge falls into the Ohio river, all those rich and intelligent people fleeing Michigan won't be able to drive south of Cincinnati.

Culture War

Jonah Goldberg has a great piece about American "patriotism" and what it actually means to be an American.

Excerpt

Yet the strangest and most ironic aspect of our national culture is that we have an aversion to talking about a national culture. Samuel Huntington, one of the country's premier social scientists, has become something of a pariah for constantly reminding people (in books such as "The Clash of Civilizations" and "Who Are We?") that the United States is a nation, not just a government and a bunch of interest groups.

Many liberals hear talk of national culture and shout, "Nativist!" first and ask questions later, if at all. They believe it is a sign of their patriotism that they hold fast to the idea that we are a "nation of immigrants" -- forgetting that we are also a nation of immigrants who became Americans.


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When they eat their own

The Nation, not exactly the bastion for conservative thought, has a nice piece about Hillary's fund raising prowess.

I will say one thing about the Clinton's they are at least consistent. Everything, I mean, EVERYTHING has a price and, if you have money, you can have access to anything related to the Clinton's.

The only difference between the Clinton's and a pack of hookers is... OK, well, there actually is no difference.

Nevermind.

Gordon, you are Nostradamus

Man Gordon, do you own a crystal ball, do tarot card readings, maybe you read crystals?

No, No and No; but Gordon could see this one coming and predicted it, yesterday no less.

In my post about Clarence Thomas, I predicted that someone would dig out Anita Hill to make sure the character assassination of Justice Thomas continued.

Yeah, but Gordon, you predicted it would be Katie Couric and CBS News and it was actually the NY Times.

Yeah, I guess my fortune telling skills aren't too sharp when I couldn't predict the NY Times with a smear against a conservative.

I guess the science of phrenology needs a little fine tuning.

Nevermind.

standing up for principle

Yale law school backed down from it's ban against military recruiters after the University lost an appeals court case in which the feds threatened to withhold 350 million dollars in grants unless the school permitted the recruiters.

It's nice to see that principle still matters. Well, at least until it costs you money.

4-12

The Bengals mailed in another great performance last night and are now on pace for a 4-12 season.

Who Dey.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Tryphorgetin

Quiz

A friend of mine sent this link to me. Supposedly, it matches your political views and interests with the current candidates running for office.

I'd be interested in how this works for readers of the blog. So I'm requesting that you take the test and let me know who shows up on your results and whether or not you were surprised.

Please post your experience in the comment section.

Thanks.

By the way, Mine came up John McCain, which is probably about right.

Main Steet Elitism

Leonard Pitts has a piece about rantings on the web.

For a devotee of the First Amendment, it's a sobering history lesson. We tend to think of free speech in lofty terms, to regard it as a means of liberating the human intellect, spirit and body. And why shouldn't we? We are the nation of Thomas Paine and John Steinbeck, of Betty Friedan and Cesar Chavez, of Bob Dylan and Stevie Wonder. What further proof do you need that when people are allowed to say whatever they want, sometimes they will say great things?


Remind me of the great Thomas Paine type ideas Mr. Pitts has generated during his lifetime as a columnist.

Anyone, Anyone......

It's another self delusional opinion from a Main Stream Media elitist who thinks that somehow because his opinion is printed in a newspaper, it somehow has more value than a blogger's. In fact, for the most part, outside of Walter Williams and Charles Kauthammer, I really can't think of a columnist I ever learned anything from.

So Mr. Pitts, if your contribution to the national lexicon is to rip people adding to the national lexicon, I think I'll just keep reading my blogs.

Go Red Sox

Baseball's regular season ended yesterday; the Reds finishing 18 games under .500.

So now it's on to the playoffs and in keeping with tradition; my bad prognostications are.....

Cubs and Red Sox in World Series.

Red Sox in six.

Media Matters

Newsbusters has a great piece outlining the relationship between Media Matters and the Clintons.

Hillary Clinton Showcasing Her

Thomas is the man

Last July, I posted on Justice Clarence Thomas in response to an Ellen Goodman column where she basically stated that Thomas should be a liberal because of all the things the liberal establishment had done for him.

Last night, I watched 60 Minutes for the first time in about ten years just to see the interview with Clarence Thomas. I found Thomas to be one of the most principled public individuals I've ever witnessed in my 44 years of life.

Here's an excerpt from an article at ABC News.

"These people who claim to be progressive … have been far more vicious to me than any southerner," Thomas says, "and it is purely ideological."

Thomas talks about the virulent racism he encountered growing up in the segregated South, when blacks were considered second-class citizens and kept separate from whites by law, and he equates those attitudes with the stereotypes he believes people hold today.

"People get bent out of shape about the fact that when I was a kid, you could not drink out of certain water fountains. Well, the water was the same. My grandfather always said that, 'The water's exactly the same.' But those same people are extremely comfortable saying I can't drink from this fountain of knowledge," Thomas says. "They certainly don't see themselves as being like the bigots in the South. Well, I've lived both experiences. And I really don't see that they're any different from them."


The man hits it out of the park. Somehow, I expect a Katie Couric interview with Anita Hill to be forthcoming.


Sunday, September 30, 2007

It wasn't even a game

Last night's crushing of San Diego State, kept UC's eight game winning streak alive.

Next Saturday, the Cat's finally get a game with Rutgers, who has to be pissed after losing yesterday to Maryland.

Yesterday was a wild night of college football with seven of the top 13 losing. I suspect next weekend's going to look just as bloody.

That's what I call efficiency

Friday night's DUI checkpoint near Franklin stopped 900 cars and six were cited including five DUI's.

Was it worth it.

On a Friday night, from 11:00 pm until 3:00 in the morning they could only collar five DUI's.

Well Gordon, at least the got five drunks off the road.

That's my point, all the man power wasted on these stupid checkpoints could have been spent actually patrolling the highways and nailing the offenders. With the number of cops, assigned to these check points they would have gotten many more DUI offenders and one's that are much more dangerous.

Let's face it, these check points are a waste of time and energy. Because they have to be disclosed in advance, people just commute around them and the man power that could have been used to nab the drunks are sitting at a checkpoint citing drivers for seatbelt violations.

So, until they give these damn things, up you'll always be able to find out the latest check point right here on taxmanblog.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Why I hate republicans

4 More Years of Clinton?

That's the heading of of an email I just received from Mike Duncan, head of the RNC.

Here's the first paragraph of the email.

Last week, Hillary Clinton voted against a resolution condemning MoveOn.org for its vicious personal attack on General David Petraeus, the highly-respected leader of our Armed Forces in Iraq. Now, Bill Clinton is joining in, but - typically - he's taking it even further, angrily attacking those who condemned the ad:...


What's wrong this email? No where in the entire damn email does he address what the hell the GOP plans for the next administration.

It's clear to me, the GOP plans to run a campaign that consists of "At least we're not Hillary".

Mike, if you don't give people a reason to vote for you, they'll just stay at home. Conservatives don't vote for people just because they're not democrats. They vote for people that espouse conservative principles and that includes more than just gay marriage.

So get it through you're head and start running a party about principle over power or we're all going to be shouting "Heil Hillary" in January, 2009.

DUI checkpoint

Tonight's DUI checkpoint (aka a Bengals Reunion) will be held on Ohio St Rt 73, west of I-75.

If you are a Bengal, Bear, Falcon.... Jesus. Let's just say, if you play in the NFL and your teams nickname is an animal, stay clear of this area.

Unless, of course, you're Michael Vick... They're expecting you.

Products of the NEA


Hat Tip to Mike McConnell

Looking at the wear on the paint, it looks like this has been there a while.

Friday humor

I don't know Norm McDonald can keep a straight face

When winners endorse

Hillary picked up another key endorsement on her road to the White House.

Apparently, George McGovern is set to endorse the Hildebeast. Don't remember George? Don't worry no one else does.

But to brush you up on history, he was an anti war democrat, who in 1972 lost to Richard Nixon in a landslide. It was uglier than than Grossman on 3 and 10.

So I can see why Hillary would want such a key endorsement.

This is the list of some of her endorsements to date and the voting bloc they will bring.

Jenna Jameson, porn stars
Larry Flynt, porn distributors
Heidi Fleiss, hookers and Bill's girl friends
OJ, murderers who get off (Phil Specter and Robert Blake)
George McGovern, Anti war losers.

We're still awaiting an endorsement from Fidel Castro so she can pull in the dead, or not, communist dictators.

Edwards consents


In an effort to fund his never ending need for hair care supplies, the Breck Girl will now seek public financing of his campaign.

In a speech to supporters Edwards said "I want to bridge the gap between the two America's so I've decided to accept welfare for my campaign so I have a better understanding of what it's like to feel destitute."

Told that he lives in a home 8 times larger than the average American, Edwards responded "I'll have you know, my home is much smaller than average ghetto community".

It looks like it's down to Obama and Hillary now.

Tiger poop

The Bengals want permission to shoot pigeons in the stadium because they're "pooping" on fan's food and drink during the games.

First, poop on stadium food would be a plus. Poop in the draft beer might actually cool it down to room temperature.

Second, I think the Bengals should worry more about the poop on the field (aka the team).

Third, wait until the fans get there season tickets renewals. The way Mike Brown "poops" on the fans, I think they'll prefer the pigeon poop.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

joe cocker john belushi feeling allright

Last weekend I was telling the future Mrs. Gekko how I thought this was the best performance on SNL ever.

Yesterday, I saw it on Nasty, Bruthish & Short. So here it is.

Law enforcement

A car circles a high-rise three times. Someone leaves a backpack in a park. Such things go unnoticed in big cities every day. But that could change in Cicago with a new video surveillance system that would recognize such anomalies and alert authorities to take a closer look.

That's incredible. Maybe they'll be able to detect dead people voting.

Get those smugglers

The state of Tennessee recently passed a cigarette tax increase from 20 to 62 cents a pack and guess what, people are buying smokes from other states and bringing them back to the volunteer state.

So instead of making their tax competitive with other states so people aren't incentivized to go elsewhere, they're installing video surveillance sytems to bust smugglers.

Starting today, state Department of Revenue agents will begin stopping Tennessee motorists spotted buying large quantities of cigarettes in border states, then charging them with a crime and, in some cases, seizing their cars....

“This shows once again that Reagan Farr and the Department of Revenue are more interested in turning Tennessee into a police state than doing their job of collecting taxes,” said Drew Johnson, president of the Tennessee Center for Policy Research.

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Thank God they're spineless

Whenever I get down on republicans, which occurs quite frequently here in Ohio, I always look to the democrats to see what real spineless politicians look like so I don't quite feel so bad.

If you are a democratic congressman who opposes the war, why aren't you doing more to stop it?

The Politico has this piece

Excerpt

The vast majority of Democrats in Congress are powerfully clear about what they think about the war in Iraq. It is the greatest strategic blunder of a generation.

It is a lost cause. Above all, it is immoral — with more men and women
dying each day for a war that many Democrats concluded years ago was a terrible mistake.

But clarity gives way to muddle when you pose a simple question to
Democrats: After eight months in power on Capitol Hill, why have you not done more to end the war?

Most answers come down to some version of “There’s nothing we can do.”

But if you truly believe that each and every life lost in this war is for some kind of Quixotic Bush Imperialism couldn't you muster up some kind of courage to get the boys home?

The article basically states that Pelosi and Reid could shut down all business in the house and senate until the administration agreed to a withdrawal.

The bottom line is principle & courage. So you have to question whether or not democratic reps have the courage to sacrifice a political carer to stand on a principle in which innocent Americans are being gunned down in Iraq.

And if you are Harry "the weasel" Reid the obvious answer is... "My political career is more important than a few guys dying."

No Texan Left Behind

Offering a grammar lesson guaranteed to make any English teacher cringe, President George W. Bush told a group of New York school kids on Wednesday: "Childrens do learn."

Bush made his latest grammatical slip-up at a made-for-TV event where he urged Congress to reauthorize the No Child Left Behind Act, the centrepiece of his education policy, as he touted a new national report card on improved test scores.

HillaryCare

Dick Morris asks Hillary some tough questions:

Question: You say that your healthcare proposal will leave alone those who are happy with their current insurance. But if you provide health benefits for close to 50 million new people, thereby generating huge new demand for medical care without any increase in the supply of doctors, nurses or hospitals, it will drive up prices radically. Won't that force you to institute cost controls by limiting the care those now on health insurance can receive?

Question: You base your healthcare proposal on the need to cover 47 million "uninsured Americans." Since about a third of them are illegal immigrants and another third are eligible for Medicaid right now and just don't apply for it, aren't you overstating the problem?

Question: In 2005 you co-sponsored legislation to provide health insurance to the children of illegal immigrants who have lived in this country for five years. In other words, their children would get subsidized healthcare under the State Children's Health Insurance Program as a reward for dodging the cops for five years. Do you still support that proposal?

Prophet

Gordon must be a prophet.

After my post where I talked about my old neighborhood that's deteriorated into a ghetto, lo and behold 2 UC students were robbed at gunpoint. Right at the address where I lived, 2900 Euclid Ave.

But I'm sure that anyone that would refuse to live there would be discriminating against the neighborhood.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Rank & File get screwed

GM, UAW Win in Contract Deal

Is the headline in this AP article about the GM strike

But with every winner there must be a loser. Who is the loser here? It's going to be the rank and file members getting the screwing of a lifetime by their leadership.
Why?

Because of this

The two sides tentatively agreed Wednesday to a groundbreaking agreement that allows GM to move its unfunded retiree health care costs into an independent trust administered by the UAW.

As a guy who watched the Teamsters systematically steal his father's pension, I can guarantee a huge chunk of this money will be siphoned off to political candidates, I can hear John Edwards licking his lips as I type.

Still not enough proof? How about the NFLPA who administers the disability payments for it's members. Remember the quote from one of their members about the president

I won't stop until that bastard's gone or in jail. He's a disgrace to every player, past and current.

Good luck UAW members.

Bill Wirtz RIP

For those who are not hockey fans, the name Bill Wirtz doesn't have much meaning but if you are a Chicago Blackhawks fan, the name has a lot of meaning; and it's not positive meaning at that.

He's most known for his refusal to telecast home Blackhawk games and his tightness with money. This is what a fan had to say about Mr. Wirtz who dies today.

His funeral will not be televised in this market, as the late Mr. Wirtz considered it unfair to potential "home" mourners.

Nice legacy Bill. RIP.

KC WOLF

I wish it was Grossman

Let's discriminate, I mean choose.

It's against the law for landlords to discriminate based on the color of a person's skin. But can they reject you because of what's on your skin?


That's a question posed by this TV station related to an apartment building that won't rent to people with tattoos.

My answer, hell yes. Why not?

Because Gordon it's not right to discriminate for something like tattoos.

Look I have a tattoo. It's not visible but I could understand why someone wouldn't want to rent to someone with a body full of them.

And this is what I've never understood about discrimination. If you had a bunch of tattoos, why would you want to rent from somebody who feels that way about them. I wouldn't want my money going to a "bigot".

The other thing I never understood about discrimination is that we all do it, especially in housing.

Well I've never discriminated Gordon.

Then you are a liar. I remember getting out of college and looking for my first apartment. The complex I went to looked nice and I was all set to sign the lease when my ultra liberal girlfriend said "did you notice all the junkie cars in the parking lot".

To which I responded "did you happen to notice my car? it's pretty junkie". So I signed the lease and wouldn't you know there was a reason all those cars were heaps of crap. Because no one had jobs and because they didn't have jobs they partied all damn night not affording Gordon a justified good night sleep.

But Gordon, you're talking about cars not tattoos.

So what, same premise applies. We all "choose" based on lots of criteria. But when we choose it's OK but when someone else chooses, especially when they don't choose us, it's discrimination.

Last weekend, I drove through the neighborhood I lived in while I was attending college. I was half scared for my life. Why, because all you had to do was look at all the auto glass on the streets, windows boarded up, bars on the windows. The neighborhood is now a first class ghetto.

Yet, when I was in school the same neighborhood looked old and urban but it was a fairly safe neighborhood and it probably had the same ethnic makeup as it does today.

There's no way in hell I would rent there today.

So for you libs that are all about not choosing I challenge you to buy the first house you see. We'll see how quick you are to discriminate in your choice.

She's at rock bottom


So let's assume you're a news anchor for a broadcast few people watch.

What do you do to get people to pay attention to your broadcast?

Play the " I Hate Bush Card".

Don't you just want to pat little Katie on the head and say "It's alright honey, now go back to bed".

Really?

From the Gekko Institute of Useless Polls and Surveys (GIUPS)

Apparently, Democratic Pollsters have learned that Hillary

could lose the 2008 election because of her "very polarised image".


Who would have thunk it?

Finally

I've had problems all morning with Google.

Here's a video until I can get back to regular posts


Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Cheergate

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has reportedly banned teams from using their cheerleaders to distract visiting teams.

The 32 NFL teams were sent a memo that stated, "No longer will cheerleaders be allowed to warm up in front of the visiting team locker room or do their stretching in front of the visiting team locker room."

The reason? "Some players feel they were being a little distracted."

The Klintons


I hate to say it but I miss the Klintons and their unrivaled political machine. The next 13 months are gonna be a hoot.


Early this summer, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton’s campaign for president learned that the men’s magazine GQ was working on a story the campaign was sure to hate: an account of infighting in Hillaryland.


So Clinton’s aides pulled a page from the book of Hollywood publicists and offered GQ a stark choice: Kill the piece, or lose access to planned celebrity coverboy Bill Clinton.


Ponzi couldn't have dreamed this up

Funny how I can't find this article on line. However, the Treasury Dept. announced a projected 13.6 trillion dollar shortfall in the fund.

$13,600,000,000

For you public school graduates, that's more than a lottery jackpot.

This doesn't even include the estimated 20 trillion dollar deficit in unfunded Medicare benefits.


Seriously, for those of you who believe in the government running anything, how can you defend this?

This is one of those deals like bridge construction. We can all see the problems, every one can see the inevitable train wreck, fixing the problem today will be a lot less costly than waiting, and yet here is the response we get from those in charge.

Cricket chirps.

If only Ken Lay were alive to see this in action.

Right wing censorship?

Unlike most conservatives, I wanted that Iranian piece of excrement to come to the US and talk. I wanted him to go down to ground zero and make some statements.

Why? Because the guy is an idiot and a dangerous one at that. People in this country need to hear from these morons so they have a better understanding of what the US is up against.

For instance, little man says there are no gays in Iran. Well, that might be because he's executed all of them. Go to AndrewSullivan.com for a video of their public executions.

The only thing that has me outraged is the very people who would allow this ding dong to address their audience(s) would never allow a conservative to do so.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Shut Up Chad!

As I've mentioned in past posts, I'm not much of a Bengal's fan. I'll watch their games, since it's usually a comedy of errors, but I don't get nuts like the 65,000 clowns that show up down at PBS. But, I would think that even many of those diehards are getting tired of the Chad Johnson dog and pony act. Maybe #85 needs to take some acting lessons from Seattle's Nate Burleson.

A voice mail Seattle sportswriters didn't receive last week:

"Hey [fill in the blank], this is Ocho Uno. I just wanted to remind you to pay attention Sunday because I'm going to be carving up the Cincinnati Bengals' secondary.

"Look out, Ocho Uno is going to be all over the field, catching passes, punishing defensive backs, getting more face time on CBS than Katie Couric."

No, Ocho Uno doesn't play that game.

Nate Burleson, the Seahawks' No. 81, follows the advice his mother gave him a long time ago. He calls it, "The Three H's." Humility. Heart. Hunger.

Johnson sent all the self-promoting voice mails to Seattle sportswriters last week.

Burleson just caught the winning TD pass.

Johnson taped phone messages leading up to game day.

Burleson watched game tape.

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Diversity

The University of Cincinnati is expanding it's diversity efforts on campus.

No word yet as to whether they'll include republicans as part of the effort.

Avoid the death penalty

The ABA is asking Ted Strickland to suspend executions in the State of Ohio until a further review of the death penalty is completed.

I would offer this to the ABA. The death penalty in Ohio has already been suspended.

This state has executed 26 prisoners since reintroduction of the death penalty in the 1970's. That's less than one per year. There are currently 184 death row inmates. For all intents and purposes, you're going to die of a heart attack before you're executed in Ohio.

In 2006, five, count 'em, five prisoners were executed. At that rate, it will take 37 years to get your comeupence.

The ABA believes that the death penalty is discriminatory. I couldn't agree more. Of the 26 executions, none have been female. Only one female is on the list of death row inmates. Sounds pretty discriminatory to me.

Also, there's another place of discrimination not mentioned in the article. 100% of the death row inmates have been convicted of aggravated murder. There's not one death row inmate on the list who has not committed a crime. How could that be?

If you are a citizen of Ohio, here are some tips to avoid being sentenced to death.

1) Don't commit crime.
2) If you have to commit crime, don't commit aggravated murder.
3) If you have to commit aggravated murder, don't do it in Hamilton County. Joe Deters refuses to plea bargain death penalty cases; unlike Cuyahoga County, where you can probably plea bargain an aggravated murder charge to time served with the right PD.

If you follow these helpful tips, you'll never have to worry about being executed or more importantly to the ABA, being discriminated against.

Got OJ?


Proud OJ supporter. Based on his spelling skills, he must be a member of the NEA.